GLORY!
RAGE: Lucas Fir
Feel Invincible (chorus) by Skillet plays as the words appear 'The following has been approved by the UnStables'
Scene opens with Lucas Fir and Desire both are sitting in one chair. Desire is draped across Fir in a blood red latex catsuit as the RAGE World Title is draped across her.
Fir: Year XV is done and I am still your RAGE World Champion. Not that the racist didn't try to screw it up with whatever clause in their contract they had, but they didn't get it done, did they? My team UnStables very own Jerry Root and that detestable cunt, The Duchess, won in the end.
Of course that wasn't all of the surprises. Saint, you crazy son of a bitch, welcome back. You know exactly how I feel about you, but it good to see you back. Then there is Daniel Dare. Is he back or isn't he, only time will tell with him.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone.
TCW: KTK
Sand.
Sand fills the screen. It shifts in the howling desert wind. The camera pulls back and up. We see sky. There are sand dunes all around The only sound is the wind.
The camera shakes violently as if an earthquake is hitting. Accompanying this- or perhaps the cause - is the bombastic sound of Matthew Margeson's "Damage Control" - KTK's theme tune.
Over the sand dune strides KTK. She is swathed in white Arabic robes, but the wind pulls at them and reveals a long, shapely tanned leg as she approaches the camera. Her face is completely wrapped in a scarf.
The music stops as she stands, poised. She unwraps the scarf to reveal her stunning - if overly made-up - face. She just stands and looks deep into the lens for an uncomfortably long time before speaking. There is no sign of the National belt.
KTK: Sand.
It is both powerful and weak.
You build your house on foundations of sand and it will surely fall. Ernie has NONE. Willow's foundations are almost as minimal. The Happy Bastards' luck has been ridden through to the end and now the sand will scour them. Their tenure draws to a close. If they have any ambition - REAL ambition, they'll trade in for a shot at the World title. But that's just my opinion. And what do I know? I'm just some Russian whore, who victimises the vulnerable with selfishly cruel outbursts.
Believe that if you will. It's far from the truth. It's a story built on sand. It'll fade. It'll fall. It'll be eroded.
That was TCE's doing: his gift, his legacy.
And I don't care.
You see, fighting TCE was a privilege. Look what he did. He taught me. He taught me another valuable lesson about the constantly shifting ground that IS professional wrestling. I pride myself on my intellect. How ridiculous then to begrudge a lesson so effectively delivered. And believe me, I do not: rather I embrace it. Which was why I shook his hand at the end.
So, should any of you fans choose to continue to believe the stories put forth by TCE, you are perfectly free to do so. I am not here in TCW to make friends. I am here to WIN. That's what I do. That's what I demonstrated to TCE. Moreover I did so WITHOUT using my claws.
I won, but I still learnt a lesson. I cannot be all things to all men. I cannot please all the people all the time. Those are FACTS.
Now some of you will have heard my words and thought - oh dear, KTK is turning heel! I'm not. Nothing has changed and yet.....nothing ever stays the same. The only constant in life is change. We come back to sand. So where then are MY foundations? Are they on sand? To this I say 'no', for I have none. Like the nomads that thrive in the desert I adapt, I change and I overcome.
To my Pride I say this -
You remain the greatest fans ANYONE could ask for. To you I remain true. To you, I will continue to deliver the best....but not the same. No, like the sand I must change. I must move. Move forward. In 2018 - expect more. You see 2018 will be the Year of the Dog.
And we all know that Cats are superior to Dogs.
The sand blows hard, whipping up into a blinding sandstorm that hides KTK from view as her music again hits to close out the promotion.
RAGE: Harvey Adams
(Cameras fade into Harvey Adams relaxing on the back porch of one of his many luxurious houses across the world. This is the kind of things like Lucas Fir could only dream about.)
Adams:People like Fir prove that’s truly the man who makes the belt not the other way around. He has the title and guess how many people care? Absolutely ZERO! A few weeks into his title reign and it’s already DEAD!The title is absolutely worthless! The Tennessee head football coaching job is sought after more than the RAGE world title. The only good thing that has come out of this entire mess is Desire getting canned. That was hilarious. See Fir you thought that once you made it to the mountaintop you’d finally mean something! That you’d prove all of your doubters wrong but all you did was prove them right.
Just like Alt-White showed the world who they really are. . Alt-White didn’t want to be in that stupid pointless gimmick match so what did we do? We made sure ...DAMN SURE that nobody got what they wanted. Did you really think we were going to sit back and let either Root or Duchess win some prize in a god awful gimmick match? No. Why? Because we do what we want and when we want to. We are in control! But don’t worry Fir. Your in tight with Julies some I’m sure she’ll find away to feed you one of these ham and eggers at Year 15. She won’t give you a real challenge. You won’t have to face a member of Alt-White. No, you’ll get a softball! Probably one named Duchess or Root.That’s ok. I don’t need to be world champion...I already know I’m the best.
I am the best wrestler in the world today...BAR NONE! Every person who has stepped up to try and take away my belt has been dealt with. Oh and because of the Funhouse it looks like I have to deal with Sean Lorrenza yet again! I mean how many times do I have to beat this guy? Let me clue you in Sean. Nobody cares about your family, nobody cares about the fact that you finally aren’t a complet failure in RAGE, nobody cares about your latest comeback...let me telll you what they care about.. They care about this.
(Harvey holds up the SS title.)
Adams: They care about the fact that I have blown past the unbeatable record and I am quickly closing in on 700 days! 700 days! Almost two years as the Scientific Showcase Champion. I have beaten everybody over and over and over again...yourself included! So tell me...please tell me why this time would be any different! Tell me, what will you do different that you didn’t try before and failed? I’m all ears, Seanny! I’m all ears! I am DYING to know what you can POSSIBLY do to change the undeniable fact that I am better than you.
Oh but here’s the thing. I know you, Sean. I know what you are going to say. You're going to say something along the lines of oh but he cheats. Oh his friends always bail him out. Am I warm, Sean? Well let me save you some time. If that’s the best, you’ve got brother...then don’t BOTHER! Just go and have family time with your little brats! Actually before that I’d take them down to the doctor and get that little test done. You know just to make sure they are really yours. I mean I don’t want to spread any rumors but I have heard a few things about your wife.
(Adams smiles his world famous shit eating grin.)
Adams: You know Sean. You should just take that little prize you got and just stick it , brother. Because there’s no way. No way...you could ever beat me. I mean if I have proven anything. Isn’t it that? Go home, Sean. Go sit down in front of the fire with those kids whosoever they may be, share a glass of eggnog with that slut of a wife of yours and watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” or “Jingle All the Way” or...whatever. Just don’t come after me because I am better than you and if you do...I’m going to hurt you….real bad.
(Adams relaxes as camera fades to black.)
TCW: Jason Storm
Rain: sgt stone aloud me to introduce myself. i am RAIN myers sadly Jennifer's father and i am also the father of Jason storm as well as his manager. (eat your heart out paul heyman)
Jason: Now people i have fully returned. first to larry i guess this means as much as i truly wish to join your foundation and END nambla for good this is a no. HEY i had an off night and yuki went more insane then even. to now i hear Jennifer has also an open challenge to anybody to survive her for over ten minutes.
Sgt stone and skid NOBODY KNOWS skylar better then me. I am not just her half brother but i am sadly the reason why she's even here. SO Camden i know i am in the battle royal but LOWE since it will make willow more pissed off I want in.
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As far as the battle royal goes. let's just say this in short...
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The most unpredictable wrestler in tcw is ready to play and win.