Deal: The doomsday cage is being lowered into place.

Byron: Time for us to move on over.

(Deal and Byron leave their seats and head over to the doomsday cage where Rusty Baker and LaPercell Daisy are already stationed.

Deal: See you at level 2, Cade.

(Byron nods as he moves into position.)

Deal: I’m here at cage 1 where we’re ready for the participants.

**Salas: Ladies and gentlemen, for the Doomsday Cage match, in cage 1, introducing first…

(The lights dim as "Follow" by Breaking Benjamin blares over the P.A. system. As the opening chords play out, the crowd almost instantly reacts with a chorus of cheers. A gold spotlight appears on the entrance ramp, about halfway in between the actual curtain and the ring, and the camera shifts back to the ring as Winston Marcello Salas brings the microphone up to his lips.)

*Salas: Making his way to the ring, he stands 6'6" tall and weighs in at 265 lbs.Currently residing in Los Angeles, California... he IS "The Real Deal of Professional Wrestling", "God's Gift to Wrestling", and "The Main Attraction In The Wrestling Industry"! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you one half of the RAGE Gauntlet Tag Team Champions... "HOT SHOT" SEAN LORRENZA!

("Hot Shot" Sean Lorrenza appears on the entrance ramp dressed in his usual wrestling attire, which consists of black trunks that have a yellow "SL" logo outlined in red on the crotch and a black "Hot Shot" logo outlined in white on the buttocks, black knee and elbow pads, white wrist tape, and black boots. He is also sporting that famous cocky grin of his and has his RAGE Gauntlet Tag Team title draped over his shoulder. The fans erupt in a sea of cheers again, which causes "The Real Deal of Professional Wrestling" to flash a full, bright smile. Sean looks around, taking in the reaction with great pride before strutting down the ramp in a cocky manner and stopping inside the gold spot light. He then smirks once again, looking out into the crowd, before raising his right arm HIGH in the air, causing the reaction to grow louder! Sean looks around again with another satisfying grin before proceeding down the ramp. Sean then makes his way up the ring steps and climbs into the cage. He smirks as he goes to the far side, checking out the cuffs along 
the way.)

*Salas: Next, coming to us from Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 265 pounds, he is an original Hall of Famer and a 13 time world champion. He is the hardcore holy roller ........... THE SAINT!

(The lights in the arena go out as CHECK MY BRAIN by Alice in Chains begins to play. A large gold cross appears on the RAGE-Vision and flashes in and out. The cross turns into a T with the letters S, A, I, and N following to spell the word SAINT, bringing the crowd to it's feet. A series of explosions go off around the entrance way, leaving a cloud of smoke in it's wake. The lights in the arena go on and in the aisle stands the Saint, which makes the crowd cheer even louder.

The Saint heads towards the cage as clips of the Saint's battles with Daniel Dare, Tiger Sagadon, and Joel Gutman play on the RAGE-Vision. The Saint enters the cage, does the sign of the cross ending with the cut throat gesture. He turns to stare at Lorrenza while he waits for the 3rd participant.)

**Salas: And, completing cell number 1…

{Lights go out and a fog starts to roll in as The King is Crowned by Screaming for Silence starts to play. ( https://youtu.be/DlOM_-n7NBg ) Right as it gets to the drums, pyro goes off and Lucas Fir is onstage with Desire. A red spotlight hits them, as he has her in a tender embrace and his fangs are at her throat. He pulls away and starts to walk towards the ring.}

*Salas: Coming to the ring, he is a member of the UnStables and is being accompanied by the lovely Desire. He is from Wherever he may roam and weighs in at 250 lbs. He is the King of Vampires,Lucas... Fir!

(Fir gets to the cage and climbs in.The Saint glares at him and makes a throat slashing motion at him. Fir ignores him and gets ready for the match.

Byron: I’m here at cage 2, ready for the introductions.

*Salas: For cage 2, your first participant… Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 350 lbs, and hailing from Grand Rapids, MI, he is the world’s oldest rookie…ROOT!

(“Fanfare for the Common Man” by ELP plays as Root comes out from the back. At his side is his oldest son, Jacob. Root comes down to the cage and climbs the steps. He stops and waves to his family who is in the crowd, he takes off his ring robe and hands it to Jacob, then climbs into the cage.)

**Salas: Next,

(The RAGEVison lights up and we see the shield appear as the sword slowly appears behind it. On the shield slowly appears the words “The Might Conquers All.”Suddenly the shield shatters and breaks into a thousand pieces and is replace with the words “Alt.White”. Harsh laughter is heard as this happens. Tons of white and gold pyro go off above the RAGEvision . Then we hear Harvey Adams say,” Welcome to the Era of Ego.” We see spotlights go all around the arena as we see Harvey Adams and Ginny Summers slowly rise out of the stage. Ginny Summers has her arms wrapped around her man and she gives him a massive kiss. Then Adams flashes the camera a shit eating grin and he slowly raises his Scientific Showcase title as more gold and white pyro spray for the side of the stage. The duo walk down to the cage. Adams stands at the entrance of the cage and thrusts the belt into the air as pyro that spells out 516 go off behind them. Adams then kisses Ginny and climbs into the ring. He looks at Root and smirks. Root glares back at him.)

*Salas: And the final participant for cage 2…He hails from parts unknown weighing in at whatever he wishes to weigh along with his manager the man known as Sarge this is DOCTOR pain Joey Ferman"

("The Final Countdown" By Europe begins to play as a Laser Light Show begins to play as Joey Ferman and Sarge walk to the cage.)

Baker: I’m here at Cage 3. Let’s meet our participants.

*Sinclair: Ladies and gentlemen, for the TCW side of the doomsday cage, in cage 3 TCW is proud to present … She’s TOUGH!She’s FAST! She’s  accompanied to the ring by her sisters Shakira and Salome, She’s TCW’s Gorgeous Grappler – All the way from Bogota, Colombia – standing 5’4” tall and weighing 120lbs – it’s, Sofia Bianca Castelliano Santos-Acuna!

“SOFIA” flashes up in large white letters on the TCWTron.Toxic by Britney Spears hits as Sofia waves to the crowd and smiles broadly.She makes her way jauntily to the cage, high-fiving fans on her way.Sofia takes her place in her corner and stretches impressively whilst awaiting the bell. Shakira and Salome stand outside between cells 3 and 4.)

**Sinclair: Next …

("Love Shack" by the B-52's plays as Matt "Ernie" Rancour walks out. He nods at the crowd that gives him a mixed reaction as he adjusts himself 
downstairs. He reaches into his shirt to roll his nipples around a bit with his hands. He gets into the cage and scratches his butt from the outside while laughing knowing he's ready for a brawl. One last touch of his junk in his pants to give him extra energy.)

*Sinclair:He weighs in at 292 pounds and hails from Las Vegas, Nevada. He will not let anyone but himself touch his groin area for fear of STD's.. This is MATTHEW "ERNIE" RANCOUR!!!

(Ernie stands and glares lustfully after Sofia who blatantly ignores him. Ernie starts to move towards her and suddenly stops and grabs his calf as Shakira stabs a pin in the leg of her Ernie voodoo doll)

**Sinclair: And finally, coming down to the ring with Xue Fang, he is your new best friend, YUKI!

("Carry on my Wayward Son" by Kansas hits and pyro shoots out from the sides of the entrance. Yuki walks out hand in hand with Xue Fang. They 
both wave at the fans and the fans go nuts. They both run to the cage as pyro shoots off from the ring posts. Xue Fang is going over last second details with Yuki as Yuki just smirks. Xue Fang stands at the doorway, Yuki smacks her on the bottom and tells her not to worry about it. He's got it covered. Xue Fang smiles and leaves.)

Daisy: I’m here at cage 4. Let’s meet the lucky crew.

**Sinclair: And, cage 4, introducing first…he hails from Seattle, Washington, standing 6'4 and weighing in at 247 pounds ........ please welcome the One Man Think Tank...... GEMINI!

(The fans erupt into cheers as Sound Of Madness by Shinedown begins to play while the Yin-Yang symbol appears on the TCW-Tron. The circles on 
both sides of the symbol open up and a pair of eyes fill them. Blood begins to trickle out of both eyes as a face appears behind the symbol. The face comes into focus and the unmistakable face of Gemini appears.

(A series of explosions go off by the entrance way, leaving a large cloud of smoke behind. As the smoke clears, there is no sign of Gemini.)

Daisy: Where’s Gemini? Is he still at the Serbsky Center?

(Suddenly a loud crack is heard outside the Key arena. Gemini's hometown erupts when out from the Starship Cuervo (the teleportation device) steps Gemini AND the manifestations of Yin and Yang. Behind them is Homeless Don. All four march inside the arena. Gemini marches straight to the cell and climbs in without a further word to anybody.)

*Sinclair: Next…Ladies and gentlemen, originally from Brooklyn Center, MN, and now wrestling out of Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 350 lbs, 
and representing The Snake Ranch, he is….JUDD JENNRICH!

(“Lucky Man” by Emerson, Lake and Palmer plays as Judd Jennrich comes out from the back. He is wearing snake skin wrestling boots, a simple black singlet with the words “Team Snake Ranch” across the back. He is wearing a Team Snake Ranch cape as well. He waves to the crowd as he climbs the stairs to the cage. Once at the doorway he hands his cape to the attendant. He looks over into cage 3, smiles at Sofia and blows her a kiss. He then glares at Ernie who sticks his tongue out at him)

*Sinclair: Finally, He hails from the City of Derby in England... weighing in at 221 pounds and standing at 6 foot 1 inch tall... he is... SKID!!!

("In My Blood by Black Stone Cherry" begins to play as the lights go out. No sign of Skid is to be seen.)

Daisy: Where is Skid?

(The scene shifts to backstage where we find Skid still on the backstage floor in a pool of his own blood. Is he dead? He may have been, but out steps Nightwalker. She waves her hand and the pool reverses back into Skid. He stands up, gives Nightwalker a thankful nod, and looks good as new as he heads out into the cage.)

Daisy: What in the world was THAT all about?

Deal: It’s been quite a night for these three men. Sean Lorrenza and his tag partner, Jamal Brown, successfully defended their belts. Lucas Fir was not only in the tag match with The Duchess, he was also in the Pit of Hell match where he defeated The Saint and is the new Heavyweight champion. The Saint was battered and bruised in that match as well, and he’s pissed that he lost his belt. The Saint has something to prove here as well. The bell rings and all three men move to the center of the cell. None of them are moving too swiftly as they’re all carrying the nicks from their earlier matches.

Byron: In cage 2 Root and Adams are already at each other’s throats. Adams stood smirking at Root.Root decided to show him that this was the wrong move and charged at him as soon as the bell sounded. Root nailed Adams with a huge belly bump that send Adams crashing into the call wall.

Baker: The participants are locked in and Ernie immediately makes a move on Sofia. He’s convinced himself that she’s a 16 year old girl. Ernie starts to make a move but on the outside Shakira has the Ernie voodoo doll and sticks a pin in the groin. Ernie grabs his groin and goes to his knees.

Daisy: All 3 wrestlers in this group are rather distracted. Judd is glaring at Ernie in the next cage while Gemini is hanging around the edges, trying to decide if he’s going to care or not.

Deal: The Saint snaps off a kick at Lucas Fir’s ribs. Fir sustained some damage to his ribs during his pit of hell match and The Saint knows it. It’s highly possible that Fir has at least one cracked rib.

Byron: Ferman took full advantage of this to charge Root and give him a knee to the back. Root went to one knee and Adams came off the wall to 
deliver a hard slap across Root’s face.

Baker: Yuki teleports around the cage, slapping Sofia on the back of the head and then floating out of the way before she can respond.

Daisy: Larry Lujack has come out and is trying to cheer on his team. He knows that Judd and Gemini really aren’t doing this for him, however he’s still trying to get them fired up.

Deal: Lorrenza charges in and grabs The Saint in a rear waist lock. He takes The Saint over with a German suplex, smashing The Saint’s head hard on the cage floor.

Byron: Root gave Ferman a back elbow shot and responded to Adams face slap with a slap of his own. Adams stood there stunned! He couldn’t believe that Root would slap him. Root then stood, glaring at Adams, taunting him to make the next move.

Baker: Sofia hauls Ernie to his feet and nails him with a nerve strike that momentarily paralyzes him. Sofia follows this up with a spinning heel kick to the side of Ernie’s head.

Daisy: Skid grabs Judd and spins him around. He grabs Judd by the already injured arm and puts on a hammer lock. Skid then takes Judd’s face and smashes it hard into the wall.

Deal: The Saint grabs Fir and nails him with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. The Saint drops Fir to the floor and starts to kick Fir in his already damaged ribs.

Byron: While Adams and Root concentrated on each other, Ferman took the opportunity to grab Adams and take him down with a slop drop.

Baker: Yuki grabs Sofia’s head in his hands and stares into her eyes. Sofia starts to scream and backs away in horror.

Daisy: Lujack is yelling at Gemini to fight, damnit! Homeless Don starts to mumble to himself and…LARRY LUJACK HAS JUST SPROUTED A TAIL!

Deal: Lorrenza charges in and nails The Saint with a low blow.

Byron: Root took full advantage of this situation by stomping on Adams. Adams tried to roll away but Root kept up his assault.

Baker: Ernie is able to move and Yuki grabs Ernie by the head. He hauls him to his feet and starts to stare into Ernie’s eyes.

Yin: Hey, pussy! Unleash some pain!

Yang: Come on, you lazy fuck! Skid has his back to you! Talk about disrespect!

Daisy: Gemini charges Skid and tackles him, sending Skid crashing to the floor of the cage. Gemini starts beating on Skid.

Deal: The Saint grabs Lorrenza in a double choke and slams him hard to the floor, causing the entire cage to shake.

Byron: Ferman grabbed Root in a rear waist lock and took him down with a gut wrench suplex.

Baker: Sofia has recovered enough to strike with a viscous super kick that sends both Yuki and Ernie tumbling across the ring.

Daisy: Judd tells Gemini to move for a moment! He positions himself and…Judd blasts out a tremendous fart! Gemini is gagging, even though he was nowhere near. Skid Is turning green!

Deal: Fir sneaks up on The Saint and delivers a devastating rabbit punch. The Saint goes to one knee and Lorrenza connects with a million dollar knee lift.

Byron: Adams is back on his feet and is standing over Root, glaring down at him. Adams starts to put the big boots to Root.

Baker: Ernie is back on his feet and he’s moving in on Sofia again. Shakira takes the Ernie doll and twists his ankle, causing Ernie to stumble.

Daisy: Lujack is yelling at Skid to get up! Homeless Don starts to mutter again. LARRY LUJACK HAS NOW SPROUTED TITS!

Deal: Fir grabs Lorrenza and whips him hard into the wall of the cage. Lorrenza slides to the floor.

Byron: Ferman with a spear drives Adams into the cell wall, shaking the cage.

Baker: Yuki teleports over to Ernie and hauls him to his feet. Yuki starts to levitate and hauls Ernie up with him.

Daisy: Skid is back on his feet. He grabs Gemini and puts on a bear hug. Gemini tries to break it up with a head butt but it doesn’t affect Skid. Skid responds with a tremendous power slam.

Deal: The Saint is back on his feet and moves in on Fir once again. He’s totally ignoring Lorrenza. He’s focusing all his attention on Fir, as if he’s trying to get some vengeance.

Byron: Root is slow getting to his feet. He’s a bit nicked up from his epic battle with DEA earlier tonight.

Baker: Sofia races to the cage wall and races up in a brilliant parkour maneuver, flying off and nailing Yuki with a flying drop kick that momentarily distracts him, sending both Yuki and Ernie crashing to the floor.

Daisy: Gemini pushes Skid off and then goes to a corner and hangs again.

Deal: The Saint grabs Fir in a bear hug and starts to put the squeeze on him. He’s really putting pressure on those broken ribs.

Byron: Adams grabs Ferman and picks him up in a military press. Adams tosses Ferman at Root. Root dodges it and Ferman lands in a heap.

Baker: Sofia lands lightly on the floor, hauls Ernie to his feet and chops him hard across the chest. Ernie brings up his hands like he’s going to fondle Sofia but Shakira takes the Ernie doll and sticks a pin in his back. Ernie grabs his back and goes to his knees once again.

Daisy: Judd grabs Skid. Skid hauls Judd up and…shoulder breaker on the damaged shoulder!

Deal: Lorrenza spears both Fir and The Saint, driving Fir into the wall of the cage and pinning The Saint between them.

Byron: Adams hauls Root to his feet and looks holds his head right in front of him. Adams starts to laugh, right in Root’s face.

Baker: Yuki is up and grabs Sofia. Yuki teleports over to the wall with the cuffs and attempts to secure Sofia. Sofia responds with a head butt that sends Yuki reeling.

Daisy: Salome has the Judd voodoo doll and is massaging the shoulder, trying to get it back into shape!

Deal: The Saint with a back elbow and Lorrenza goes to one knee. The Saint ignores Lorrenza and starts to deliver hard body blows. Fir is gasping for breath. Fir finally manages to get his knees up and drives The Saint’s head onto one.

Byron: Root responds with a headbutt that surprises Adams and sends him back a step or two.

Baker: Ernie sees Sofia by the wall. He charges in and…Sofia moves. Ernie crashes into the wall.

Daisy: Gemini is still lingering, not doing anything. Lujack is yelling at him to fight!

Deal: Lorrenza hauls The Saint to his feet once again and body slams him hard to the floor. Fir is gasping for air. He looks like a fish out of water.

Byron: Root with a mighty shove sends Adams crashing into the wall. Ferman is back on his feet and he starts to lay heavy chops on Adams.

Baker: Ernie staggers back and Yuki nails him with a God Spear!

Daisy: Homeless Don starts to mumble and now…LARRY LUJACK HAS SPROUTED WINGS! Not angel wings, either. These are … well… they’re rather like bat wings.

Deal: Lorrenza is no stranger to doomsday cages. This is the second doomsday cage match he’s been in this year.

Byron: Root charges both men and squashes them into the wall.

Baker: Yuki teleports and quickly clamps the cuffs on Sofia who is yelling Spanish at a mile a minute. I don’t know much Spanish, but I’m quite certain that she’s not pleased with being cuffed.

Daisy: Judd is yelling at Ernie again. He’s telling him to get his mangy mitts off his wife! Skid charges Judd and slams him hard, shoulder 
first, into the wall. Judd’s shoulder is really messed up! Shakira is working frantically, trying to get it back up.

Deal: Lorrenza grabs Lucas Fir and drives a knee into his midsection, driving the air from him.

Byron: Root looks up and sees the handcuffs hanging on the wall. He grabs Adams wrist and starts to bring the cuffs down.

Baker: Yuki teleports himself up to the second floor. Ernie lingers a moment to ogle Sofia, he starts to reach out to her but Shakira brings up the voodoo doll so he can see it. She puts her hands on the doll’s head and smiles at Ernie. Ernie thinks better of it and heads up to the second floor.

Daisy: The cage shakes and Gemini is annoyed by the disturbance. Gemini grabs Skid and nails him with a Million Dollar Knee lift.

Deal: Fir collapses in a heap. Lorrenza drags Fir over to the cuffs and cuffs him. Fir’s head lolls to and fro as The Saint and Sean Lorrenza advance to the second floor.

Byron: Adams, in a desperation move shakes his wrist free and grabs Ferman’s arm!

Daisy: Gemini whips Skid hard into the wall and follows up with a super kick.

Byron: Adams slams Ferman’s wrist into the cuffs! Adams and Root are headed up to the next level.

Daisy: Gemini drags Skid out to the center of the ring and hits him with a Minds eye!

Byron: Adams is in front, Root right behind. Adams is near the top and Root reaches up and gives a mighty shove, sending Adams sprawling onto the 2nd level.

Daisy: Gemini hauls Skid to his feet and BITTER PEACE!Gemini isn’t done yet! He grabs Skid and…THE PAIN SHALL SET YOU FREE! Skid is out of it! Gemini drags Skid to the wall and cuffs him.

Yin: That’ll teach you to disturb our peace!

Yang: Yeah! Fuck you! And fuck TCW as well!

Daisy: Gemini grabs Judd and helps him up into the second level.

Deal: Welcome to the second level, Cade.

Byron: All four wrestlers, Lorrenza, The Saint, Adams and Root are all pretty banged up. They’ve not only had hard matches earlier in the night, they all had a rough time of it on the first floor.

Baker: So, on floor 2, Ernie, Yuki, Gemini and Jennrich are all in. The floors are sealed behind them and now they all move toward each other.

Daisy: Yuki starts to float around the cage and dive bombs on Jennrich. Jennrich is still favoring the bad shoulder while Shakira works on trying to restore it with the voodoo doll.

Deal: And it’s not going to get any easier. Adams gets up in Root’s face about how he got shoved up to the second tier.

Byron: Hey, he was purposely going slow. Root just got tired of waiting and helped him along.

Baker: Gemini joins in to attack Jennrich. Gemini and Yuki were once in the same stable, so they may be forming a bit of an alliance here.

Daisy: Judd and Ernie were once a tag team as well. There is bad blood between them, but there may still be a bit of loyalty there.

Deal: Adams grabs Root by the throat and tries to choke him out. Root responds with a boot to the groin.

Byron: Lorrenza and The Saint lock up. Lorrenza takes The Saint over in a side headlock.

Baker: Ernie charges over and hauls Yuki from the air. Ernie swings Yuki around and smashes him into the cell wall.

Daisy: Judd and Gemini are still going at it, trading blows. Ernie finishes with Yuki and charges both Gemini and Judd, hitting them both with a spear.

Deal: The Saint picks Lorrenza up and nails him with an atomic drop.

Byron: Meanwhile, Root has Adams on the floor of the cage and is laying heavy rights and lefts to his head.

Baker: Yuki is back up and spin kicks Ernie. Gemini is back up and tackles Yuki.

Daisy: Well, so much for working together, I guess.

Deal: Lorrenza charges over and throws a flying tackle on Root, knocking him off Adams.

Byron: Adams isn’t out of the woods yet as The Saint picks him up and measures him for a hard right. Adams smirks at The Saint and ducks the 
blow. Adams counters with a punch to the heart that staggers The Saint momentarily.

Baker: Homeless Don is mumbling on the outside and…Ernie has just sprouted a pair of tits on his back!

Daisy: Judd grabs Ernie in a rear waistlock and his head is buried in the middle of Ernie’s breasts. OH MY GOD! JUDD JENNRICH IS MOTORBOATING ERNIE!

Deal: Lorrenza has Root up and nails him with a European uppercut that staggers the old man.

Byron: Even though there wasn’t a whole lot behind that maneuver, Root is still worn down from the night’s action and is sitting on the floor, trying to catch his breath.

Baker: I guess you never lose it. Shakira takes the Judd voodoo doll and gives it a stab in the ass with a pin to remind him that he’s a married man.

Daisy: Judd releases Ernie and grabs his ass. He turns to Shakira and apologizes!

Deal: The Saint grabs Lorrenza and sets him up for a power bomb.

Byron: Adams crawls over to Root and starts to choke him out again.

Baker: Yuki grabs Ernie and floats with him to the center of the cell. Ernie flips Ernie over and… he’s heading for a piledriver!

Daisy: Judd is there to intercept Ernie and keep him from getting his neck broken! Once again Homeless Don mumbles and…Yuki has sprouted a 
second pair of legs, but they’re only on his left side. It’s throwing his balance off and Yuki crashes to the floor.

Deal: Root reaches up and puts a thumb in Adams eye, causing him to break the hold. Adams rolls off Root and grabs his face.

Byron: Root is back on his feet and starts stomping on Adams as he lies on the floor.

Baker: Gemini hauls Yuki up and tilt a whirl backbreaker!

Daisy: Ernie and Judd grab each other’s hand and…double clothesline on Gemini sends him crashing down.

Deal: The Saint picks Lorrenza up and whips him hard into Root, knocking him off Adams.

Byron: Root is p-worded and tosses Lorrenza off like a piece of paper. Meanwhile The Saint hauls Adams to his feet and sends him right back 
down with a short clothesline.

Deal: Root shoves The Saint out of the way and leaps on Adams once again. Root grabs Adams head and starts to slam it hard against the floor.

Baker: Ernie and Judd start to stomp on Yuki.

Bong…bong…bong…bong…bong…bong…bong…bong…bong…bong…bong…bong!

Announcer: It is midnight! Mortals and portals is finished in TCW!

Baker: Yuki’s legs are back to normal now, Ernie’s tits have disappeared and the voodoo dolls will no longer work.

Daisy: Gemini with a dropkick sends Jennrich away from Yuki. Now Gemini grabs Ernie and nails him with a slop drop.

Byron: Adams is busted open! Let the wine flow!

Deal: Root stops beating Adams brains out. He’s running out of gas!

Baker: Yuki is slow to get up and Gemini is right there to help him up. Jennrich with a tackle sends Gemini to the floor.

Daisy: Yuki is up and Ernie charges over with a big boot to the face that sends Yuki right back down.

Byron: Lorrenza hauls Root to his feet and sets him up for a DDT. He nails it and Root is on the floor.

Deal: The Saint picks Adams up and sets him up for a spike piledriver! Blood sprays everywhere!

Baker: Ernie finds Judd and helps him to his feet. Ernie and Judd turn and grab Gemini. They double DDT him.

Daisy: Judd and Ernie are back on their feet. They head toward Yuki. Judd grabs Yuki for the same maneuver, but Ernie backstabs Judd and low 
blows him!

Byron: Root is moving again! I can’t believe it! Once again he crawls over to The Saint and shoves him off. He gets on top of Adams and starts 
to choke him out!

Deal: Lorrenza starts in on Root but The Saint stops him! He pulls Lorrenza to the corner and they’re waiting to see how it turns out between Adams and Root.

Baker: Judd is stunned. Ernie grabs Judd and takes him down with a Pedigree.

Daisy: Yuki grabs Gemini and hauls him to his feet. Yuki senses Gemini is injured and starts to lay heavy rights and lefts.

Byron: Adams manages to get Root’s wrist in his mouth and…he’s biting it! Adams has his teeth sunk into Root’s wrist and Root is screaming in 
pain.

Deal: Adams shoves Root off and gets to his feet.

Baker: Gemini picks Yuki up and…back body drop! Gemini follows up with an elbow drop.

Daisy: Yuki shoves Gemini off and gets to his feet. Yuki grabs Gemini and gives him a face rake! Gemini covers his face and backs off.

Byron: How? He’s busted open, he’s been battered and bruised! How much more can he have in the tank?

Deal: Adams nails Root with a Harv Bar!

Baker: Yuki with a God Spear sends Gemini into the cell wall. Yuki looks around and realizes that he’s on the wrong wall as there are no cuffs here.

Daisy: Yuki with a rear waist lock and…Atomic drop! Gemini dances off.

Byron: It’s a good thing there wasn’t much behind that move!

Deal: At this point I think you could knock both of these guys out with a strung gust of wind!

Baker: Ernie takes full advantage and bum rushes Gemini! Ernie slams Gemini hard into the wall. Yuki is right there to slap on the cuffs!

Daisy: Gemini struggled like crazy to keep from getting cuffed but he wasn’t able to avoid it.

Byron: Adams is on his feet and, he’s stomping on Root! Root curls up in the Fetal position as Adams starts kicking him.

Deal: Root rolls over to the wall of the cage and Adams follows him over, still kicking.

Baker: Judd is back up! He looks around and sees Ernie! Judd has blood in his eye and murder in his heart!

Daisy: I haven’t seen Judd this pissed off since he found out that the Pizza Barge near the Snake Ranch closed down!

Byron: Root manages to reach around and grabs Adams foot! He gives a viscous twist and Adams crashes hard to the floor!

Deal: Root slowly moves over on top of Adams and just lays there!

Baker: Judd slams hard into Ernie and sends Ernie sprawling. Judd picks Ernie up by his hair and starts to smash his face repeatedly into the wall!

Daisy: Ernie’s face is a mess! Judd is rubbing Ernie’s face back and forth!

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Byron: I feel so sorry for Judy. Imagine having all that weight on you!

Deal: Right now Root is just dead weight! Adams can’t breathe and he’s passing out!

Baker: Ernie’s face is a mask of blood! Judd isn’t anywhere finished.

Jennrich: YOU LEAVE SOFIA ALONE, YOU FUCKING PERV! BACKSTAB ME? FUCK YOU ERNIE!

Byron: Byron reaches up with his last gasp and rakes Root’s face! Root shakes it off and starts to slam Adams head onto the floor again!

Deal: I don’t think he’s going to stop until he sees gray matter!

Baker: Judd is really losing it! Ernie is nearly limp!

Daisy: Yuki is there now and he’s going to take full advantage of the situation! Judd didn’t realize that the cuffs were right there.

Byron: Adams is out! Root passes out from exhaustion!

Deal: This is what The Saint and Lorrenza have been waiting for!

Baker: In his blind rage he only had one thought on his mind!

Daisy: Yuki goes to cuff Ernie…

Byron: The Saint and Lorrenza grab Adams and drag him over to the wall. The work together and get him up.

Deal: The Saint clamps the cuffs on Adams!

Baker: HE CUFFED JUDD JENNRICH! YUKI HAS CUFFED JUDD JENNRICH and now Ernie and Yuki are advancing up to the 3^rd level!

Daisy: Ernie spits blood in Judd’s face, flips him off and moves up to 
the 3rd level with Yuki!

Byron: Now they head over to Root. They drag him over. Root is coming around but offering no resistance.

Deal: Lorrenza stands Root up and gets his wrist in position.

Byron: The Saint claps the cuffs on…AND HE’S DOUBLE CROSSED SEAN LORRENZA!

Deal: The Saint has cuffed Sean Lorrenza so he and Root are heading to the 3rd level!

Byron: What an absolutely brilliant maneuver by The Saint! Root is totally gassed! He won’t put up much of a fight, so The Saint will more than likely make it up to the roof and represent RAGE!

Deal: The Saint helps Root over to the ladder and they both make it up to the 3rd level, somehow.

Byron: Amazing!

Deal: Who would have thought that level 3 would be The Saint and Root?

Byron: Two of the toughest, hardest workers in RAGE.

Baker: Yuki and Ernie are here on the 3^rd floor.

Daisy: Come on, Yuki, baby!

Deal: Neither of these two have any great love for The Duchess.

Byron: Root volunteered for this, remember?

Baker: We’re not supposed to be biased, Daisy.

Daisy: Yes, but Ernie is a creep and I hate to see him win.

Baker: So do I, but we still have to call it down the middle.

Daisy: You call it down the middle. I’m pulling for Yuki.

Deal: Root volunteered to represent RAGE. He’s certainly not doing it for The Duchess.

Byron: Do you think that The Duchess would recommend him for knighthood if he should win this for her?

Baker: Yuki charges Ernie and nails him with a low blow.

Daisy: Right in his remaining ball.

Deal: First of all, that’s not how it works. Secondly, she will probably just accept it as part of her due and walk off.

Byron: B-word.

Baker: Yuki grabs Ernie and sends him to the floor with a Russian Leg Sweep.

Daisy: Yuki is really taking it to Ernie! And he deserves it! Come on Yuki!

Deal: Both men are near the end of their ropes. Both men are almost totally gassed! In fact, Root ran out of gas on the 2nd level and just barely made it up here.

Byron: The Saint turning on Lorrenza and helping Root make it up here.

Baker: Here come the Camdens, they’re here to see who is going to represent TCW on the roof!

Daisy: I’m surprised Ernie can see after the way Judd rearranged his face on the lower level.

Deal: Think about it. Who would you rather face? I mean, Root is almost totally used up, and you’re near the end of your own vast supplies of 
stamina.

Byron: Yes, once again The Saint plays the mind games.

Baker: Ernie is a cunning old bird. He waits for Yuki to make his next move and then surprises him with a knee to the midsection. Ernie with a double axehandle that sends Yuki crashing to the floor.

Daisy: Get up, Yuki!

Deal: Look, Shaunda Lear has made it out to the cage to cheer The Saint on to victory.

Byron: And right behind her, Jules Dare!

Baker: Ernie with a leg drop on Yuki. Ernie grabs Yuki and starts to haul him to the cuffs.

Daisy: No!

Deal: Figures. I wonder what SHE wants.

Byron: To see The Saint fail, obviously.

Baker: Yuki isn’t ready to go and whips Ernie hard into the cage wall.

Daisy: Look on the 2nd level! Gemini is still fighting the cuffs, trying to find a way out!

Deal: Root and The Saint lock up. Root grabs The Saint and whips him into the cage wall. He’s smashing The Saint’s head against the steel!

Root: This is for Joy Behar! And THIS is for making me wax Hillary!

Baker: Now Matt Willow is here! What the hell is he doing?

Daisy: He’s climbing up the outside of the cage like Spiderman!

Deal: Wow, Root is still carrying that grudge.

Byron: It’s what finally sent him around the bend!

Baker: Willow is on his way up to attempt to help Ernie! Damned NAMGLA!

Daisy: Willow is up to the third level and he’s doing his best to reach into the cage.

Deal: The Saint is busted open, but look at him! He’s laughing! Now he’s banging his own head on the cell wall!

Byron: That confirms it! The Saint is certifiable!

Baker: Willow manages to get ahold of Yuki! He’s right near the cuffs! Ernie moves in and tries to cuff Yuki!

Daisy: Yuki breaks free and smashes Ernie’s already damaged face into the cage!

Deal: Perhaps there’s room at the Serbsky Center.

Byron: No, he’d probably torch the place and turn all the nurses into porn stars.

Baker: Yuki is struggling to get Ernie’s wrist into the cuffs.

Daisy: Come on Yuki!

Deal: The Saint has finally had enough and grabs Root, smashing HIS face into the cage!

Byron: That really messed up his good looks! Root’s face is busted up now!

Baker: Matt Willow reaches in and pokes Yuki in the eyes, causing him to lose Earnie’s wrist!

Daisy: Damn you Matt Willow!

Deal: The blood is everywhere! Both men are bleeding like stuck pigs!

Byron: I hope they’ve both been tested for HIV.

Baker: Yuki grabs Ernie and whips him hard into the cage, causing it to rattle and cause Matt Willow to drop off!

Daisy: Willow goes for the big fall and crashes through the Spanish Announcer’s table!

Deal: Look at the smile on Jules Dare’s face! She’s positively beaming!

Byron: Yes, two of her biggest critics, both busted open and near death! It’s like a wet dream for her!

Baker: Those poor Spanish Announcers. They must spend a fortune on new tables!

Daisy: Without a doubt!

Deal: She’s leaning in and whispering in Shaunda Lear’s ear now. She’s describing just how badly The Saint is messed up!

Byron: Root manages to get away from The Saint and sends him to the floor with a face plant! More blood sprays out as the floor cuts into The Saint’s face.

Baker: Look at Gemini! He’s STILL trying to get those cuffs off!

Daisy: You have to admire the never say die attitude!

Deal: The Saint struggles back up and gives Root a back elbow that sends him reeling.

Byron: Meanwhile, Jules is continuing with the descriptions! She’s telling Lear that The Saint is getting his ass handed to him and Lear is getting visibly agitated.

Baker: Ernie pokes Yuki in the eyes.

Daisy: Must be a NAMGLA thing.

Deal: The Saint sees Jules and staggers over to the cell wall. He starts yelling at her to leave Lear alone!

Byron: Root is back up and sees The Saint, distracted.

Baker: Ernie goes into his trunks…

Daisy: Ewww!

Deal: Root sneaks up on The Saint…

Byron: He could have stomped! The Saint isn’t hearing anything right now! He’s totally focused on Jules Dare.

Baker: He pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and nails Yuki with them! Yuki goes down like a sack of wet laundry and Ernie grabs him.

Daisy: Nooooooo!

Deal: Root grabs the cuffs and..;.HE CUFFS THE SAINT! Root has cuffed the Saint and now moves up to the ceiling! Root is the RAGE representative!

Byron: Who would have thought it? My money was on The Saint.

Baker: Ernie slaps the cuffs on Yuki and moves up to the ceiling!

Daisy: What a revoltin’ development THIS is.

Deal: I think a lot of people’s money was on The Saint!

Byron: Ok, I’m through for the night. You have fun with whoever you team with for the finale.

Deal: Shaunda Lear is distraught! She’s crying, the Freaks are doing their best to console her.

Byron: Jules Dare is on the phone and she’s screaming into it. Rushing from the back comes a team from The Crisis Center of King County. One is 
carrying a ladder, another has a strait jacket and one has a black doctor’s bag.

Deal: They’re heading into the Doomsday cage!

Byron: Jules may hate The Saint, but she’s not about to let the number one draw in RAGE commit suicide.

Deal: The team is on the 3rd level with The Saint. The one carrying the bag opens it up and pulls out a syringe.

Byron: The Saint is flailing about like a madman.

Deal: He IS a madman. He has lost his title, and now he’s not got a chance to get it back as he’s cuffed in the Doomsday cage!

Byron: Two of the team manage to grab The Saint’s arm and hold hit still. The third member, the one with the syringe, manages to jab it into The Saint’s arm.

Deal: The Saint is still struggling, but he’s starting to fade out.

Byron: The Saint is finally under control and the cuffs come off. The team works quickly and gets the strait jacket on The Saint. A member 
hooks up a Stokes stretcher and the team pulls it up. The team manages to lower the Saint down.

Deal: The team gathers up the Stokes and starts carrying The Saint to the back. Lear is right by his side, still weeping. The Freaks on Parade circle the emergency response team and escort them to the back.

Byron: Wow!

Deal: Good night, Cade.

(Byron leaves.)

Baker: Ladies and gentlemen, Ernie Rancour is the TCW representative for the finale!

Daisy: Well, my night is over! I think I’ll go somewhere and be sick.

Baker: Good night, Daisy.

Deal: Welcome, Rusty.

Baker: Vandessa. Good to see you.

Deal: So, Root has made it to the top. Who would have thought?

Baker: And Ernie has made it for TCW.

Deal: Right, RAGE has a decorated vet facing…what…a perv?

Baker: At least Ernie isn’t a hundred years old.

Deal: Both men are on the roof, both men have been through hell to get here.

Baker: By all rights, Root shouldn’t even BE here! If The Saint hadn’t turned on Lorrenza, I’m certain that HE would have been up here.

Deal: And if Yuki hadn’t gone cross eyed and cuffed Judd Jennrich instead of Ernie, Judd could have been here. What’s your point?

Baker: None. Both men are on their knees, glaring at each other. Neither has a lot of energy right now and are trying to catch their breath.

Root: Hey, short eyes! Get ready for a long fall!

Ernie: Fuck you! I’m going to help you get your fucking wings, you old fart! Why don’t you just die already.

Root: Not as long as I have a job to do. And right now that job is to keep the Doomsday Cage prize out of your grimy hands!

Ernie: Well, it’s certainly not going to go into your arthritic claws!

Baker: It looks like Root and Ernie aren’t going to be sending Christmas cards to each other this year.

Deal: That’s for certain. Root is on his feet and staggers over to Ernie. Ernie responds by striking from the floor and nailing Root with a low blow. Root dances backward and Ernie climbs to his feet.

Baker: Ernie moves unsteadily towards Root and tries to send him down with a short clothesline. Root ducks it and grabs Ernie, sending him over with a belly to back suplex.

Deal: The whole cage shakes and Root is up first. Root hauls Ernie to his feet and Ernie drives his head up, catching Root on the point of the chin.

Baker: Root staggers back and Ernie nails him with a Cum Shot! Root is down hard!

Deal: Ernie tries to roll Root off the roof. Root stops his momentum before he rolls off and swings his legs around, knocking Ernie to the root.

Baker: Here come The Duchess and Larry Lujack! They’re obviously very interested in this.

Deal: The Duchess is flinching as Root is still near the edge. Lujack is smiling as he can almost taste that WOA title.

Baker: Ernie starts to kick Root, trying to kick him off the roof. Root makes it to his knees and launches up toward Ernie’s midsection. Root drives Ernie back on his heels.

Deal: Root is really driving and Ernie is doing his best to stop it. He’s pounding on Root’s back.

Baker: The Duchess has become more animated and Lujack is looking crestfallen. The Duchess is giving Lujack the needle and Lujack is giving it back but I don’t think his heart is in it.

Deal: Root has Ernie near the edge…Ernie manages to sidestep and Root’s momentum carries him almost to the edge.

Baker: Lujack has perked right up. The Duchess is looking concerned.

Deal: Root stops short and does a backward roll to get back to the center of the ring.

Baker: Look at Gemini! He’s still struggling against those cuffs! He’s doing his damnedest to get out of them!

Deal: The Duchess and Lujack have had enough. They’re climbing up the outside of the cage to get to the roof.

Baker: Root and Ernie are now toe to toe, trading blows. The blood flies as each fist lands.

Deal: The Duchess is the first one up on the roof! She heads right to Ernie and grabs him. Height of Fashion!

Baker: Lujack has Root and hauls him up. Lujack nails him with a U.S. Cellular slam!

Deal: Jules Dare is screaming at Root to get on his feet and fight! The Camdens are both cheering on Ernie.

Baker: Lujack tries to roll Root off the roof as The Duchess has Ernie on his feet and is trying to give him the bums rush.

Deal: Root with a leg sweep and he’s back on his feet. He goes over to try to help The Duchess. Ernie gives The Duchess a back elbow that sends 
her reeling toward the edge. Root catches her before she goes over.

Baker: The Duchess shoves Root away and straightens herself up.

Deal: I guess she doesn’t like the thought of being helped by a commoner.

Baker: Jules is on the phone and makes a call to the back. She’s calling out all 4 monsters! Desire is right behind them. Jules yells at them to get up on the roof and win this for RAGE.

Deal: The Camdens are on their phones and they’re calling for reinforcements as well. Out run The Behemoths and Nightwalker. They are joined by Shakira and Salome. All are climbing up the side of the cell.

Baker: How much weight can the cell roof take?

Deal: I don’t know. The Monsters are up and immediately start to take it to Lujack and Ernie! Now the TCW representatives are up. Desire is on the roof as well! It’s a giant free for all.

Baker: This is no longer about the WOA prize, it’s about federation pride!

Deal: Root is still trying to fight his way through the melee to get at Ernie! He’s still locked in on trying to win this for RAGE.

Baker: Ernie is trying to get to Root but Shakira and Salome are ganging up on him!

Deal: Why? They’re all TCW, aren’t they?

Baker: I think it has to do with Ernie and their sister. Plus…well…Ernie is a bit of a sleaze.

Deal: Here comes Homeless Don! He’s climbing the cage as well!

Baker: What does he have in his hand?

Deal: It’s a pair of bolt cutters! He stops at the second level and…HE CUTS GEMINI LOOSE! Gemini races up to the roof and makes a bee line 
toward Larry Lujack!

Baker: The roof is starting to bow under the weight!

Deal: There goes Monster Big Pat! He crashes hard onto the timekeeper’s table! He’s followed by Man Mountain Marko! He lands in a heap on the floor!

Baker: Shakira and Salome are doing their best to stay on, but Monster Big Dave tosses them off.

Deal: Nightwalker with a kick sends Big Dave off.

Baker: Gemini is laying hard lefts and rights on Larry Lujack! Lujack is fighting back but Gemini is a man possessed.

Deal: Do you hear that?

**CCCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK!**

Baker: How much more can that roof….

**CRASH!**

Deal: The roof has given way! Everybody crashes through the lower floors!

Baker: Not everybody! There’s one person hanging on!

Deal: Who is it?

Baker: I can’t see! There’s too much debris in the way!

(Baker grabs a pair of binoculars and looks through them.)

Baker: Well, I’ll be damned!

Deal: WHO IS IT?

Baker: Awww fuck!

Deal: Don’t tell me…

Baker: ERNIE RANCOUR IS THE DOOMSDAY CAGE CHAMPION!

Deal: That means…

Baker: Larry Lujack wins the War of Ages prize!

Deal: I wonder if he knows?

Baker: Right now he’s lying under a mountain of bodies at the base of the cage. RAGE and TCW security is racing out to try to clean up the mess, plus release those still cuffed to the cage.

Deal: The Duchess got tricked and Larry Lujack and Ernie Rancour got the treats.

Baker: What a night we’ve had, eh?

Deal: Fans, we’re out of time. It’s a bitter pill for RAGE and The Duchess to swallow, but Ernie and TCW has prevailed here tonight. Fans, we’re out of time. I’m Vandessa Deal…

Baker: And I’m Rusty Baker wishing everybody a very happy Halloween!